Today will be looked back upon as a terrible landmark on my path through life.
I must confess I had been wrestling with temptation for a while - but until a few short hours ago I had suppressed the urge to allow the desire to impact my conversations.
But, alack, I must confess that, had you been with me as I ate my lunch today you would have heard me express aloud a wish to....
To....
To visit a garden centre. On my own behalf.
Aaaarghghhhhh.