Sunday, June 07, 2009

Do I dare to eat a peach?

Today will be looked back upon as a terrible landmark on my path through life.

I must confess I had been wrestling with temptation for a while - but until a few short hours ago I had suppressed the urge to allow the desire to impact my conversations.

But, alack, I must confess that, had you been with me as I ate my lunch today you would have heard me express aloud a wish to....

To....

To visit a garden centre. On my own behalf.

Aaaarghghhhhh.